Noah Diaz’s You Will Get Sick play with Sound Theatre Company in TPS Center Theatre at Seattle Center Armory. Sobering, random, symbolic preview of our inevitable mortality. Terrifying glimpse into a potential future of being a prisoner in your own body. Critique at the profit-driven transactional nature of healthcare. Unique integration of closed captioning that emphasized the sheer volume of dialogue actors memorize verbatim! Health is wealth y’all! 🎭🏥
YOU WILL GET SICK
BY NOAH DIAZ
DIRECTED BY TERESA THUMAN
Run Time: 100 minutes
Setting: The Big City, in a time before cell phones
CAST
Ronnie Hill … #1
Susan Finque … #2
Tatyana Emery … #3
David Tierney … #4
Ejay Amor … #5
UNDERSTUDIES
Joshua Erme … #1 / #5
Caitlin Frances … #2
Isabella Martinez … #3
Joey Sponseller … #4
PRODUCTION TEAM
Andrea Kovich … Dramaturg
Adrian Prendergast … Associate Director
Jasmine Lomax … Intimacy Choreographer
Lee Ann Hittenberger … Movement Coach
Henry Ives … Stage Manager
Paula Wilson Nitka … Assistant Stage Manager
Nicholas Myers … Run Crew / Wardrobe
Robin Macartney … Props Designer
Jacob Viramontes … Lighting Designer
Emily Cardinale … Costume Designer
Mya Woods … Sound Designer / Composer
Nick O’Leary … Projections Designer
Alex Fornia … Captions Operator
Robin Wheeler … Scenic Charge / Painter
Sergio Vivas … Technical Director / Builder
Pilar O’Connell … Casting Director
Nikeesha Gooding … Graphic Artist
Originally Produced in New York City by Roundabout Theatre Company
at the Harold and Miriam Steinberg Center for Theatre / Laura Pels Theatre
on November 6, 2022
Happy closing weekend to Sound Theatre Company’s production of The Wild Party musical at Center Theatre. Starring Jasmine Jean Sim and Jason Kappus. Bursting w/ big-band showstoppers. Each character’s featurette song delivered electric stage presence and powerhouse vocals backed by a glorious ensemble and band. Only 2 more performances left till closing on 2/8/26.
@showsiveseen Steph Del Rosso's "53% Of" #play by @Sound Theatre Company at @Seattle Center Theatre. Funny parody of social justice warriors. And I always love a portrayal of conservative WASPy suburban housewives. Good dialogue & execution. Show closes on 6/30! #whitePeople#whiteGuilt#caucasians#showsiveseen#theatre Review: showsiveseen.com/8997 Photos: @giaoo2 Directors: @Mona_Lisa_Turtle ♬ Blue Butterfly – Neon Dreams
Elevator Thoughts (aka Tweet): Steph Del Rosso’s 53% Of play by Sound Theatre Company at Seattle Center Theatre. Funny parody of social justice warriors. And I always love a good portrayal of conservative WASPy suburban housewives. #whitePeople #whiteGuilt #caucasians
Recommendation See it if you’re okay with plays that are more dialogue than action.
Synopsis from the Licensor or Theatre Company: Named for the percentage of white women who (according to initial exit polls) voted for Trump in 2016, 53% Of skewers different voter demographics: a conservative Pennsylvania moms group, their husbands, an enclave of progressive 20-something New Yorkers planning a march–as long as it doesn’t interfere with their yoga. This election year satire, set during 2016-17 with an all-female-presenting cast, holds an unfiltered mirror while asking us how truthfully we see ourselves.
My Synopsis (No Spoilers): Listen to conversations between white Americans on the right and left of the political spectrum. None are in the center.
Attended Performance Date: Opening Night 6/15/24 – Keep your eyes peeled for preview posts on my website and social media if you want earlier notification of shows I’ve seen. Buy your tickets now since the show closes on 6/30.
Type: Play
World Premiere: No
Several or Few Scenes: 4 scenes
Several or Few Settings/Locations: 4 locations
Static (Stationary) Set? Yes
Prior Exposure/Knowledge Required: You should be aware of the American political zeitgeist before and after the 2016 election.
Defined Plot/Storyline: No, it was more dialogue than plot. Usually, I don’t enjoy dialogue plays as much, but this one was actually alright.
Equity Actors: 1
Total Number of Actors: 6
Perceived Pace of the Show: Medium to fast speed. Usually, I frequently check the clock in dialogue plays, but this time I did not.
Was there an intermission? No
Length (Including Any Intermission): 100 minutes
Was This the First Time I Attended a Production of this Show? Yes
Would I See It Again 3 Years from Now? No
Mainstream Appeal: Medium to Low
Other Rave(s) Not Mentioned Above
Social Justice Warrior Scene: Coming from a Texan living in woke Seattle, I enjoyed the parody of holier-than-thou Brooklyn social justice warriors one-upping each other and finding new ways to be triggered/offended. I had to look up what the heck “intersectionality” meant after the show! Were the necklaces made of tampons? The scene culminated into a bizarre white guilt frenzy reminiscent of Pentecostals speaking in tongues.
Conservative Suburban Housewives: I always love a good portrayal of WASP-y suburban (desperate) housewives. The more “Stepford,” the better. Bring in the marshmallow salad and PTA mom cat fights! Clutch those pearls and let the red wine flow in the Real Housewives of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
Rant(s)
Male Portrayal: The male characters played by female actors didn’t seem very realistic. I’m not sure if it was the script or the execution.
Other Musing(s) and Observation(s)
Message from the Playwright: The play was entertaining, but I couldn’t decipher the moral of the story. Was it just “Both conservatives and liberals are crazy?”
Title: I rarely read the synopsis of a show before I attend it. Throughout watching this this play, I continued to wonder why the playwright named it 53% Of. I still don’t understand why even after the seeing show and after reading the synopsis. The play wasn’t about the 53% of white women Trump supporters.
Theatre Company: Sound Theatre Company
Venue: Center Theatre at Seattle Center
Venue Physical Address: 305 Harrison St, Seattle, WA 98109
Ticket Affordability Options: You can self-select the $5 inclusion price level on the ticketing website.
Dates: June 15 to June 30, 2024
Seating: General Admission
Parking: Paid street parking or paid lot/garage parking. I usually park on the street near the skating park (313 Taylor Ave N, Seattle, WA 98109) East of the theatre. It’s more expensive on Climate Pledge Arena event days though. In that case, I might take the bus or park in South Lake Union around Dexter Avenue and Harrison Street.
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Happy opening night to Sound Theatre Company’s “53% Of” play production at Seattle Center Theatre. Performing until 6/30. Stay tuned for my full review! #Liberals #Conservatives #whitePeople #whiteGuilt #caucasians
Keiko Green’s The Bed Trick play opening weekend by Seattle Shakespeare Company at Center Theatre at Seattle Center. Performing until 4/7/24. Stay tuned for my full review! #consent #shakespeare #virginity #catfish #dating